Title – The Mummy (2017)
Director – Alex Kurtzman (People Like Us)
Cast – Tom Cruise, Annabelle Wallis, Sofia Boutella, Russell Crowe, Jake Johnson
Plot – After awakening the ancient evil of Egyptian Princess Ahmanet (Boutella), mercenary for hire Nick Morton (Cruise) alongside archaeologist Jenny Halsey (Wallis) must fight to defeat the Princess, who’s hell-bent on taking over the world no matter the cost.
“You can’t run. You can’t escape. She’s got plans for you”
Review by Eddie on 12/09/2017
As a potential franchise and extended universe starter, The Mummy is about as bad as it gets.
As a film judged in its own rights, The Mummy is sadly equally as dire.
I still remember viewing the Brendan Fraser starring Mummy’s during my childhood and while those films are the very definition of popcorn entertainment, they had a certain charm and energy about them this Alex Kurtzman’s Tom Cruise starring flop has so little of.
Kurtzman’s film is so devoid of any form of spark or enthusiasm, that the whole thing should’ve been wrapped up in cloth and bound and thrown into a very deep tomb for the world never to see but for some reason this non-event was billed as one of the year’s biggest blockbuster events.
Reception and box office receipts attest to the fact that that was not to be the case and it’s not hard to see why audiences failed to warm to this below-average experience despite the presence of its normally bankable leading man.
One of the main problems with Kurtzman’s film, of which there are many of, is the fact that if you’ve seen any of the Mummy’s over their cinematic history you’ve seen this iteration done before and while the filmmakers try to hide their generic plotline with the addition of Russell Crowe’s Dr. Jekyll or an abundance of action sequences (of which only a plane crash stands up as being exciting or inventive), it doesn’t help save the films inability to make us warm to it or make us care in the slightest about what’s happening.
Lumbered with a dull and tiresome role as the films central figure Nick Morton, Cruise seems to have come to terms with himself to the fact he signed the wrong contract and delivers one of his most charmless performances as the supposedly roguish Morton
It’s not likely you’ll ever hear anyone admit to this but so bad is Cruise’s role and so tired his delivery, that you’ll be wishing for the good old days of Fraser’s antics and surrounded by an uninterested looking cast that includes Jake Johnson, Annabelle Wallis and Sofia Boutella as the films terrible big bad Princess Ahmanet, Cruise and the whole acting ensemble bring nothing to The Mummy’s table and fail to save a film that’s drowning in a sea of uninspired ideas and executions.
Final Say –
Almost everyone has called The Mummy out as being not only one of the year’s worst films but a potential killer to Universal’s Dark Universe series and even with an open mindset and a will to be entertained, The Mummy fails at almost everything it does, which includes killing Tom Cruise’s usual power to elevate films his a part of.
1 zombie friend out of 5