Title – Holmes and Watson (2018)
Director – Etan Cohen (Get Hard)
Cast – Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Rebecca Hall, Kelly McDonald, Rob Brydon, Steve Coogan, Ralph Fiennes
Plot – Renowned detective Sherlock Holmes (Ferrell) and his trusty offsider Dr. Watson (Reilly) must help uncover the mystery of a killer who has threatened to murder the queen if they don’t intervene.
“Would you like some heroin?”
Review by Eddie on 03/05/2019
I had to do it, I had to see what all the fuss was about, I had to watch Holmes and Watson!
How could a film starring two of the best comedic actors of the last decade, the men responsible for genre gems Step Brothers and Talladega Nights, knock out a film that dominated nominations at this year’s Razzie Awards, stunk it up at the box office and was derided by critics the world over?
It’s not that I didn’t believe it was possible, you could tell very early on from trailer’s and the hush hush approach by its studio Sony that there was very little faith in the end product of Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly’s reunion, but surely it couldn’t be as bad as everyone was saying, surely these two seasoned pros wouldn’t allow themselves to be a part of such a dire and comically bad misfire?
Sadly all the bad things said about this genuine dud from director Etan Cohen (who somehow managed to make a film worse than Get Hard) are true, our dreams of Ferrell and Reilly teaming up and mining comedy gold shattered, by a film that fails in all of its intentions to create a crass, innuendo filled Sherlock Holmes adventure that would have audiences chuckling into their popcorn or rolling around the isles in fits of laughter.
There could be an in-depth analysis of why Holmes and Watson is such an epic failure, from a lactating Reilly, horrible miss-uses of comedy legends and fine actors such as Steve Coogan, Rebecca Hall, Kelly McDonald, Rob Brydon, Hugh Laurie and Ralph Fiennes and other various cinematic crimes but at the end of the day, you can’t help but feel a lot of the films failings fall at the feet of Ferrell and Reilly, who should’ve known a lot better.
No doubt it was great for the two to reunite and spend some quality time together but after creating such a strong repertoire and chemistry together in their hit film’s, it’s hard to imagine Ferrell or Reilly would’ve felt good about what they were producing on set each day as their timing is flat, their performances devoid of any creative spark or imagination, instead falling time and time again for an easy gag that may at times raise a slight chuckle or wry smile but mainly just induces cringes and rolled eyes.
It’s a terribly sad state of affairs witnessing two performers we know can do better flail about in Cohen’s lifeless and charmless exercise, making Holmes and Watson not only hard to watch but hard to fathom, questions now must be asked around the fact that is this the last time we see Ferrell and Reilly on screen together? Dashing hopes many had of seeing the long talked about Step Brothers sequel.
Final Say –
Aside from a few very minor chuckles and tiny moments of potential, Holmes and Watson is a film deserving of its extremely low reputation. Tarnishing the on screen partnership between two of the modern eras most likeable comedians, Holmes and Watson is a crime against cinema, that isn’t worth investigating.
½ an autopsy out of 5
I give you credit. I have not seen it, but like you, I often want to see for myself. I made this mistake with Adam Sandler’s Jack and Jill.
So…which was harder to sit through?
Holmes and Watson vs Jack and Jill
Oh man now that would make for some type of double bill! I actually think Jack and Jill may be a little worse but that’s not much of an endorsement haha.
Didn’t know they did that again but why ?
😦 I think money is the only answer. Look, it could’ve been very funny, the execution and conception was just way off!
Personal vanity project I guess.
I’d still like to know more. I don’t understand how something that bad can’t be “so bad it’s good.”
It’s almost mesmerizing that the talent involved could deliver such bad results. You may just have to watch to find out!
So bad it should be held up as an example of how NOT to make a comedy…
So right Dull. I honestly think I laughed 2/3 times and that’s being generous.
Ha! I totally watched this and wanted to do a review and didnt know how to review with how bad it was. Yours is perfectly described.
Haha glad I could take on that burden Brittany. I was actually shocked at just how bad this was, especially as a fan of the two stars previous team-ups.
I know right!!!
Fun facts for the day….Sony was so sure it would flop at the cinema that they offered to movie to Netflix who promptly turned it down. Now I love me some Netflix but they do have some BAD movies which means for them to turn down your movie you know it’s going to be beyond bad. The final edit is apparently also completely different to what the cast and everyone expected the movie to be when they first signed on.
That’s so true, with Netflix being the haunted grounds of terrible movies no one wants, it’s amazing they didn’t grab this one, especially when they have team-ups with Adam Sandler always on the boil.
Message received: avoid this movie at all costs! Thanks! :–)
Oh yes! I know a lot of people that couldn’t event sit through the whole thing!
Ugh….this movie. It was so god awful. The story was bland, the humor was unfunny, the talents involved her waster, and it was just so ridiculously stupid. Definitely one of the worst movie releases of 2018.
One of the worst movies I’ve seen in a long time mate! I can’t believe it.
Haha…oh I believe it. Ferrell’s movies (of late) have been on the decline. He’s must not as funny as he used to be.
It’s a shame, I hope he still has a few good ones in him!